2018’s Halloween retcons the franchise in an attempt to get back to the original’s classic vibe, but it gets lost along the way and turns into a bloody mess. … More Halloween 2018 is a Garbage Movie
A deep dive into the original A Nightmare on Elm Street, in which Nancy Thompson learns Freddy Krueger’s backstory and fights him in her dreams. … More Scary Movie Review: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri generated a lot of heat during award season after it was released in 2017. It won Golden Globes for Best Motion Picture Drama, Best Screenplay, Best Actress, and Best Supporting Actor. It scored again at the SAG Awards, winning Best Cast in addition to awards for Frances McDormand and Sam Rockwell. … More Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is a Garbage Movie
If ever there was a book that seemed to have been written specifically for me, this is it. And it did not disappoint. I’ve been fascinated by the Academy Awards since childhood, when I would get sent to bed before the show was over, then sneak out of my room to finish watching with the … More Pictures at a Revolution is Porn for Film Buffs
I should start by saying that I’ve never responded to a Guillermo del Toro movie–not even Pan’s Labyrinth. Given the hype around The Shape of Water and what I had heard about it, I was hoping this would be the movie to turn things around for me and Guillermo. Alas. Less than thirty minutes in, I turned … More The Shape of Water Movie Review
The Last Jedi requires a give and a take most Star Wars movies don’t possess, but the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Here’s a list of the positives and negatives. … More The Pros and Cons of Star Wars: The Last Jedi
It’s Complicated continued Nancy Meyers’ hot streak and was nominated for 3 Golden Globes. But it’s a garbage movie. Find out why I find this romantic comedy starring Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin absolutely infuriating–not to mention insulting. … More It’s Complicated Is a Garbage Movie
La La Land was adored by critics and audiences alike, setting a record for Golden Globe wins and nearly winning an Oscar for Best Picture. But it’s a garbage movie, and I’m breaking my silence about it. … More La La Land is a Garbage Movie
